Gettin' down with the DS lite (for mature audiences)
by Dan Choi 
{ Feb 23rd 2006 at 6:00AM }
Is it possible to love the new DS
lite... too much?That's the question raised by a post from Geek on Stun in a pre-Valentine's Day farce low on graphic presentation (undoctored, official Nintendo photos were used after all), but high on dual-screened double entendres (thanks to line after line of rather racy prose).
If you're really ready to embark on "an erotic adventure" with a redesigned white DS, then click away on that innocently shaped stylus up top; otherwise, you might want to take the safest at-work option and sit this one out. We trust you'll make the right decision in the end.
[Via NekoKoneko]
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
fawazr @ Feb 23rd 2006 6:48AM
"Sorry. We've got a Nintendogs screen cleaner around here, somewhere. Be right back."
That stylus wasn't wearing protection. But seriously, the DS Lite is so pretty and sleek. And the screen brightness looks gorgeous. I usually complain about Nintendo's endless revisions of handhelds, but this is already a must-buy for me. But why would I ever need more than 1 DS? Why do I insist on buying DS's for all those around me? Why would I need a DS Lite? Am I ill?
Jay @ Feb 23rd 2006 8:01AM
Fawazr; I'm in the same boat. I still cant believe that I bought a new iPod mini (a 6gb one) when they were announced. even though it holds less than half of the other iPod I had at the time. stupid. but hey, we've got money so we do it anyways.
Gonzo @ Feb 23rd 2006 9:36AM
Ooooo are they coming out with a Hentai game for the DS? That's what it sounds like.
If not, this guy needs a cold shower. It's not like we haven't been inserting things into our game systems ever since they've sold them. The stylus is a little suggestive but how wouldn't it be.
Back_Lit @ Feb 23rd 2006 10:01AM
...o_o;;;
Woooooow.
Coyote @ Feb 23rd 2006 10:45AM
Wow that was about the rauncheist thing Ive ever read, at least about a handheld console thats suposed to be geared to kids. Deffinatly clever and creative writing so somebody get this guy a job at EGM or something ;P
And for the DS-lite i just wish I hadnt jumped on the Mario-kart DS bandwagon and had waited for this one. But I have a question Ive got a GBA movie player and its quite a bit larger than the GBA cart now, so will it fit on the lite too?
Osiris @ Feb 23rd 2006 2:01PM
I think it's a BIG mistake that GBA games jut out, it's not very nintendo for it to be so unaesthetic like that.
I would prefer they waited till technology could make it fit than bring it out like this..
That hasn't stopped me from preordering one though :P
Even selling my old DS.
random_hugs_all_around @ Feb 23rd 2006 2:31PM
Man, good thing Nintendo's not including the wrist strap or it could have been much worse.
greatslack @ Feb 24th 2006 2:56PM
Joystiq...
StealthLink @ Feb 26th 2006 4:39AM
wow just wow this made be laugh lol
was hoping for a hentai game though lol
but I am shocked to find out that my beautiful gba carts will not fit into the DS Lite perfectly which will kill some of its sleekness and coolness factor and it will make my carts easy to get dirty and busted up which sucks but it does have extra bightness, man I WANT ONE NOW!!! but if I waited 2 years too long after it was rereleased here then I could buy the third iteration of the DS... decisions, decisions, what to do?